A Perfectly Precise Performance...
WAIT…why was I not told about this??

ladydibella:

HI DIBBS!MOD HI

((YES I AM NICKNAMED BABBU SEAL BECAUSE OF PINEAPPLE

OH GODS

FDHSALFJDSA))

I found you sleeping~

ladydibella:

((I ACCEPTED THE NICKNAME BUT BY TALOS FDHSALFADSL))

ladydibella:

“JACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”

Giving you a thankyou gift of course, silly goose!!

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking:

…..Awwwwwww yis!

-giggles with childlike delight and pets Roaan’s cat ears-

ohmygods they are so so soft!

-smiles- Well, they are covered in fur after all.

-grins and snuggles face in Roaan’s hair- Soft indeed they are and I like them~

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking:

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking:

-Frowns at and huffs- Then I wish to pet the tail!!

Why? What does petting my new appendages accomplish?

….it looks fluffy and huggable…very cute too….can you move it?

… I think…. -swishes tail and moves her ears-

You can touch the ears.

…..Awwwwwww yis!

-giggles with childlike delight and pets Roaan’s cat ears-

ohmygods they are so so soft!

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking:

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking replied to your post: Magic!Anon: You sprout cat ears and a cat tail. You are stuck with them for 3 hours.

OwO oh my sweet Sithis -pets Roaan’s ears-

I’m a six foot tall cat woman with purple hair.

-swats at him- Don’t touch the ears.

-Frowns at and huffs- Then I wish to pet the tail!!

Why? What does petting my new appendages accomplish?

….it looks fluffy and huggable…very cute too….can you move it?

listener-roaan:

ask-jack-thejesterking replied to your post: Magic!Anon: You sprout cat ears and a cat tail. You are stuck with them for 3 hours.

OwO oh my sweet Sithis -pets Roaan’s ears-

I’m a six foot tall cat woman with purple hair.

-swats at him- Don’t touch the ears.

-Frowns at and huffs- Then I wish to pet the tail!!

MELINE: QUEEN OF THE FRIENDZONE

ask-jack-thejesterking:

listener-roaan:

soareos:

Beautiful Things in the World

-Masques 

((The urge to write a ballroom scene set in Victorian England is strong….))

((Dat blue one…))

When it comes to sexy times, always choose the floor. Even if there is a bed right next to you. Do it. Floor sex is amazing.
From the book of Laerline (via reaching-for-reagents)